Heh. I suppose I really ought to write about the Oscars or something. I mean, we finally watched The Hurt Locker, and it really was a great flick, even if the story was stolen. But then I thought to myself, "Self, we need more readers. And y'know what sells? SEX! So... we need to write about sex. Or porn. Or just filthy girls who want me to slap their asses while they call me daddy. Our degenerate readers probably really LIKE that stuff."
Eh... What are you gonna do?
So, without further ado, I hereby announce that I have it on very good authority that a whopping 66% of women WATCH PORN! 66%!!! Wow!
Man, I must be missin' the boat or something.
And if that's not enough, here's a woman who claims that She's Not a Sex Machine! Boy, I feel sorry for her man.
Lastly, Ben Rothelesburger announced that he "did not have sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky." I mean, er, well... I mean, he did bang her and all, but... well, she seemed like she was only a little unstable at the time, and er... it totally wasn't rape. Mostly.
Bunch'a filthy wankers.
*sigh*
This is the worst blog post ever. BTW, scientists also announced that it was definitely a meteor that killed the dinosaurs.
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