Ha! Yeah, it’s true. I probably don’t actually NEED a Storyteller’s Playbook business card. I mean, so far as I can tell, not one single person has yet to log onto this darned blog besides me. DAMN YOU INTERNET! I mean, what’s wrong with you people? Can’t you people see that this is the AWESOMEST blog in the HISTORY of BLOGS?!
No. Scratch that.
This.
Is the awesomest blog.
In the history.
Of.
AWESOMENESS!!!
Whoa…
Anywho, as I was saying, I made myself a business card. So. When you look at it, please—PLEASE—note the address. That’s important. Tres, tres important. Muy importante! Because. If you have something to say, PLEASE DON’T POST IT IN THE COMMENTS!!!
Oh no! Noooooooooooooooooooo!
No no no no no!
Instead, what I want you to do is this: Hop your happy ass back over to your desk, pull out a pencil or a pen or a crayon or whatever the Hell it is that you kids are using these days. And write. Me. A damn LETTER!
That’s right. We’re goin’ OLD SKOOL at sp.blogspot.com!
And when you get done with that letter, I want you to seal that bad boy up. In an envelope. Then go over to your mama and beg a stamp, lick it, and then stick it. And if you want a letter back from me, don’t forget to put a Self-Addressed Stamped Envelope (SASE) inside, too! Don’t go cheap on me, you little bastards.
When you got all that crap ready, send out your letter to the following address:
DannoE
Master Storyteller, Storytellersplaybook.blogspot.com
Storyteller’s Playbook World Headquarters
Stratford, CT 06615
And now, without further ado, here’s my new business card. Read it and weep, suckers:
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